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 Sure, we’ve all swooned for various collectible incarnations of dancing Groot, but I never dared hope that a mere figurine could capture the swaggering ass-holery of one Peter Quill. Oh, was I wrong.
In addition to a portable audio cassette player with headset (natch), the $234.99 figurine comes with:
Body with over 30 points of articulations
Five (5) pieces of interchangeable gloved palms including:
– One (1) pair of fists
– One (1) pair of palms for holding guns
– One (1) right palm for holding orb
Two (2) guns
One (1) sling pack
One (1) realistic plasma orb
Figure stand with Star-Lord nameplate and the movie logo
(Not included: a stick up his butt.) You can pre-order the figurine from Sideshow Collectibles right now for shipping in January, which should make you feel better about inevitably forgoing the Christmas present idea and holding on to Star-Lord for yourself.  You’re only human. Pelvic sorcery and all that.
(Via NerdApproved)
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Published: Dec 16, 2014 12:56 pm