Handerpants Go Under Your Gloves

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From the novelty gift company Archie McPhee, the scientists that brought us inflatable toast, come Handerpants, underpants for your hands. You know, because when you wear gloves to the gym your hands chafe, or because you don’t want your hands going commando when you’re walking around the street, right? That isn’t classy. From the product description:

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands.

A pair of Handerpants cost $11.95, but that’s a small price to pay for decency.

(via Laughing Squid)

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