God Damn It You Stupidly Adorable Hamster, Stop Eating So Many Carrots [Video]
You are going to BECOME a carrot if you don't stop this right now, young man.
For the love of all this is good and just, you fat-cheeked little angel. You are going to choke. Don’t you know there are starving hamsters out there who don’t even have enough seeds to eat, and here you are literally stuffing your entire face? Take a breath and enjoy your food, for Hamster Christ’s sake, or you are grounded.
(via Laughing Squid)