Geekolinks: 12/10

1. How Samuel L. Jackson might look in Episode VII (Death & Taxes)
2. In which Lindsay Lohan is less than gracious and no one but Charlie Sheen is surprised (Gossip Cop)
3. Here is Game Of Thrones recut as a CW Drama (The Mary Sue)
4. Chrysler rehires workers caught getting high at lunch (Mediaite)
5. This kid. This kid is the BEST. (SportsGrid)
6. Louis C.K.’s greatest achievement? Sex in Oklahoma like 20 years ago. (UPROXX)
7. This is how wrapping paper came to be a thing (Mental Floss)

(Title pic via Daily Picks and Flicks)