King Dingleberry Mace Tyrell
Rebecca: In our post on "The Lion and the Rose" I recommended you rewatch the Purple Wedding with an eye on Varys. For this wedding the star background character was Mace Tyrell, who bops around in the background like a giant halfwit teddy bear.
Jill: I love his comic relief but I really do hope they give him an actual scene at some point.
Cockblock Cersei Lannister
Jill: "LOOK, THE PIE!"
Lena Headey's face
Rebecca: Pictured, top to bottom: Cersei's "God give me strength" look before she asks for Margaery's help, her "are you s***ing me?" look after Margaery says she hasn't even thought of being queen again, honestly, and her nauseated death glare at Margaery calling her "Mother."
Jill: And Margaery is all, "Nailed it."
'I got her some ships. Queens love ships.'
Jill: Daenerys is all, "Don't look happy, don't look happy, don't look happy."
Rebecca: Daario ships it. *snickers*
'Guess who the Khaleesi asked to stay behind?'
Rebecca: "Hint: His name rhymes with Dora, not with Ser Barristan Smell-my. Nanny nanny boo boo!"
Jill: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, old man!"
Dany making smart political decisions
Rebecca: I have nothing snarky to say here. Four for you, Dany. You go, Dany.
Jill: "But first I shall admire my new view!"
Oh thank God, Robin's been weaned
Rebecca: Something just got less creepy, yaaaay!
Jill: Thank the old gods and the new.
Lysa having a septon on-call
Rebecca: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings us togever... today.
Jill: Littlefinger, "Shit."
'What in the seven hells have I gotten myself into?'
Rebecca: Sansa is out of the frying pan, into a castle filled with a psycho aunt, a homicidal kid, and the living embodiment of skeeziness.
Jill: "So...Aunt Lysa...when's the next train to King's Landing?"
Pod not knowing how to squire
Rebecca: And his adorable "I can do zat!" face when it came to helping Brienne with her armor. Pod, never leave us.
Jill: That's what happens when you squire for the god of tits and wine.
'Wait, did she just say she's going to kill me?'
Rebecca: The Hound, "Da fuq?"
Jill: Arya, "Zzzzzzzz..."
Arya's water dancing
Rebecca: Who else's heart clenched a little when she mentioned Syrio Forel?
Jill: I really thought her attempt at killing him was going to come sooner. And to the face.
'I Sense a Sass-Battle Incoming'
Rebecca: Who wants to bet Oberyn's poem is about how much he hates the Lannisters? "Roses are red/Violets are blue/F*** Lord Tywin..."
Jill: "...and piss on his shoe?" I'm no good at poems.
Pod, that is not how you cook a rabbit.
Rebecca: On the other hand, great dance moves!
Jill: Adorable. I shall give you all the hugs.
Jojen Be Trippin'
Jill: Kid, stop with the acid. It's not the time or the place.
Rebecca: So is he actually seeing this, even though it's not really a vision of the future? Or is it a metaphor? Whatever, it looks cool.
'I saw you die tonight'
Rebecca: Well look who took a level in badass!
Rebecca: I cheered out loud when one of Karl's victims knifed him in the back. Wunderbar.
Jill: I was really hoping for a Vikings-like scene here with all of Craster's prisoners, but I'll take it.
Jill: Damn, Jon, sword through the heart would have been sufficient.
Rebecca: It's not like Burn Gorman won't show up in five geeky movies/TV shows in the next six months anyway.
Jon Snow and Ghost, together again at last!
Jill: MAI HART!!
Craster's wives are doing it for themselves
Rebecca: "Live with another group of men? Uh, no thanks." *Boss Ass Bitch plays in the background*
Jill: And so House Ladies Only was founded.
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