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Jill and Rebecca’s Favorite Moments From Game of Thrones, “First Of His Name”

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  1. King Dingleberry Mace Tyrell King Dingleberry Mace Tyrell Rebecca: In our post on "The Lion and the Rose" I recommended you rewatch the Purple Wedding with an eye on Varys. For this wedding the star background character was Mace Tyrell, who bops around in the background like a giant halfwit teddy bear.

    Jill: I love his comic relief but I really do hope they give him an actual scene at some point.

  2. Cockblock Cersei Lannister Cockblock Cersei Lannister Rebecca: Bless.

    Jill: "LOOK, THE PIE!"

  3. Lena Headey's face Lena Headey's face Rebecca: Pictured, top to bottom: Cersei's "God give me strength" look before she asks for Margaery's help, her "are you s***ing me?" look after Margaery says she hasn't even thought of being queen again, honestly, and her nauseated death glare at Margaery calling her "Mother."

    Jill: And Margaery is all, "Nailed it."

  4. 'I got her some ships. Queens love ships.' 'I got her some ships. Queens love ships.' Jill: Daenerys is all, "Don't look happy, don't look happy, don't look happy."

    Rebecca: Daario ships it. *snickers*

  5. 'Guess who the Khaleesi asked to stay behind?' 'Guess who the Khaleesi asked to stay behind?' Rebecca: "Hint: His name rhymes with Dora, not with Ser Barristan Smell-my. Nanny nanny boo boo!"

    Jill: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, old man!"

  6. Dany making smart political decisions Dany making smart political decisions Rebecca: I have nothing snarky to say here. Four for you, Dany. You go, Dany.

    Jill: "But first I shall admire my new view!"

  7. Oh thank God, Robin's been weaned Oh thank God, Robin's been weaned Rebecca: Something just got less creepy, yaaaay!

    Jill: Thank the old gods and the new.

  8. Lysa having a septon on-call Lysa having a septon on-call Rebecca: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings us togever... today.

    Jill: Littlefinger, "Shit."

  9. 'What in the seven hells have I gotten myself into?' 'What in the seven hells have I gotten myself into?' Rebecca: Sansa is out of the frying pan, into a castle filled with a psycho aunt, a homicidal kid, and the living embodiment of skeeziness.

    Jill: "So...Aunt Lysa...when's the next train to King's Landing?"

  10. Pod not knowing how to squire Pod not knowing how to squire Rebecca: And his adorable "I can do zat!" face when it came to helping Brienne with her armor. Pod, never leave us.

    Jill: That's what happens when you squire for the god of tits and wine.

  11. 'Wait, did she just say she's going to kill me?' 'Wait, did she just say she's going to kill me?' Rebecca: The Hound, "Da fuq?"

    Jill: Arya, "Zzzzzzzz..."

  12. Arya's water dancing Arya's water dancing Rebecca: Who else's heart clenched a little when she mentioned Syrio Forel?

    Jill: I really thought her attempt at killing him was going to come sooner. And to the face.

  13. 'I Sense a Sass-Battle Incoming' 'I Sense a Sass-Battle Incoming' Rebecca: Who wants to bet Oberyn's poem is about how much he hates the Lannisters? "Roses are red/Violets are blue/F*** Lord Tywin..."

    Jill: "...and piss on his shoe?" I'm no good at poems.

  14. Pod, that is not how you cook a rabbit. Pod, that is not how you cook a rabbit. Rebecca: On the other hand, great dance moves!

    Jill: Adorable. I shall give you all the hugs.

  15. Jojen Be Trippin' Jojen Be Trippin' Jill: Kid, stop with the acid. It's not the time or the place.

    Rebecca: So is he actually seeing this, even though it's not really a vision of the future? Or is it a metaphor? Whatever, it looks cool.

  16. 'I saw you die tonight' 'I saw you die tonight' Rebecca: Well look who took a level in badass!
  17. This lady. This lady. Rebecca: I cheered out loud when one of Karl's victims knifed him in the back. Wunderbar.

    Jill: I was really hoping for a Vikings-like scene here with all of Craster's prisoners, but I'll take it.

  18. RIP, asshat RIP, asshat Jill: Damn, Jon, sword through the heart would have been sufficient.

    Rebecca: It's not like Burn Gorman won't show up in five geeky movies/TV shows in the next six months anyway.

  19. Jon Snow and Ghost, together again at last! Jon Snow and Ghost, together again at last! Jill: MAI HART!!

    Rebecca: Puppies!

  20. Craster's wives are doing it for themselves Craster's wives are doing it for themselves Rebecca: "Live with another group of men? Uh, no thanks." *Boss Ass Bitch plays in the background*

    Jill: And so House Ladies Only was founded.

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