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Jill and Rebecca’s Favorite Moments from Game of Thrones, “The Children”

Puppies and rainbows and DEATH.

 

  1. Oh look, "crows" are eating that dead giant... Oh look, Rebecca: ~*~*~symbolism~*~*~

    Jill: Slow clap.

  2. The glorious return of Ciarán Hinds The glorious return of Ciarán Hinds Rebecca: How much do you even need to pay to get Ciarán Hinds on your show for like four minutes?

    Jill: You know, when he showed up again I was like, "Oh yeah, that guy. That guy is great." Too bad they had to spend his salary on Stannis' army, Rebecca.

    Rebecca: Worth it. Sorry, Ciarán.

  3. Stannis the Mannis to the rescue Stannis the Mannis to the rescue Rebecca: My king!

    Jill: Don't get cocky, kid.

  4. Stannis not being bothered by the dude who tried to kill him Stannis not being bothered by the dude who tried to kill him Rebecca: Cool kings don't look at assassins.
  5. Mance Rayder criticizing Stannis' fashion choices Mance Rayder criticizing Stannis' fashion choices Rebecca: Those shoes with that armor? Really?

    Jill: Mance is like, I could do great things for you. A little mammoth fur would do you wonders.

  6. Jon acknowledging Stannis as the one true king of Westeros Jon acknowledging Stannis as the one true king of Westeros Rebecca: "Dear diary. Today someone who's not Davos, Melisandre, or related to me called me their king."

    Jill: But Jon is still, "I've just been in a long overnight fight, then I trekked all the way out here on foot, I am not kneeling for you, ok?"

  7. 'I'm not interested in hearing another one of your smug stories about the time you won' 'I'm not interested in hearing another one of your smug stories about the time you won' Rebecca: All your children are done with you, Tywin.

    Jill: "Dad, no one thinks you're cool. Everyone talks about you behind your back. Give it up."

  8. Mama bear Cersei Mama bear Cersei Rebecca: Come between her and her children and DIE.

    Jill: But her hair tho. <3

  9. Game, set, and match to Cersei Game, set, and match to Cersei Rebecca: "You want to marry me off? I'll just tell everyone about our big, dark family secret. Whatcha gonna do now, huh? HUH?!"

    Jill: "What secret? That we don't shit gold? Everyone knows that, Cersei, don't be ridiculous."

  10. 'I know Ygritte loved you 'cause she talked about killing you all the time' 'I know Ygritte loved you 'cause she talked about killing you all the time' Rebecca: *romantic sigh*

    Jill: Have I mentioned before I have a crush on Tormund? I have a crush on Tormund.

  11. Melisandre being ominous at Jon Melisandre being ominous at Jon Rebecca: It looks bad, but she's probably just wondering whether she left the oven on.

    Jill: She was making Stannis a "You are the one true king" reminder cake.

    Rebecca: *quietly puts the "You are the one true king" cake she made for Stannis back in the fridge*

  12. Brienne and Arya bonding over swords and fighing Brienne and Arya bonding over swords and fighing Rebecca: Can Arya be a special guest star on the Brienne and Pod sitcom?

    Jill: I have never wanted something to veer completely away from the source material more in my life.

  13. Arya thinking Brienne is the best 5ever Arya thinking Brienne is the best 5ever Rebecca: Please?!

    Jill: "YOU'RE A LADY WHO LIKES TO SWORDFIGHT TOO?? OMG!?!"

  14. Brienne biting Sandor's ear off Brienne biting Sandor's ear off Rebecca: AKA the scene Gwendoline Christie was really excited about filming.

    Jill: Rebecca, they're OBVIOUSLY cuddling.

  15. Stone Cold Arya Stone Cold Arya Rebecca: Damn, girl.

    Jill: She's fixin' to open up a can of whoop-ass! But seriously, this was a super intense scene and Maisie Williams played it awesomely with just a few simple looks.

  16. Skeleton! Fight! Skeleton! Fight! Rebecca: Jason and the Argonauts: Redux looks gooood.

    Jill: Clash of the TitansGoT

  17. Beast mode Meera Beast mode Meera Rebecca: "YOU MESSED WITH MY BABY BROTHER?!?!!?!?!"

    Jill: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"

  18. Everybody stop being mean to Hodor! Everybody stop being mean to Hodor! Rebecca: Beat up by mutinous Night's Watchmen, attacked by skeletons, warged into by Bran and made to kill someone. Everybody stop!

    Jill: I said the same thing! Poor guy hasn't even healed from the last fight. Though, how awesome was his bowling ball move with that one skeleton?

  19. Just throwing fireballs, NBD Just throwing fireballs, NBD Rebecca: Game of Thrones, Michael Bay-style.

    Jill: "You're all going to die down here." Wait, wrong franchise.

  20. Merlin? Is that you? Merlin? Is that you? Rebecca: They cut away just before he called Bran a dollophead.

    Jill: Somebody quick! Pull out the star-glass! I fear for what lurks in the dark.

  21. WHOOPS WHOOPS Jill: "Oooh, umm, shoot. Well that's a...crap. I probably shouldn't have taught my dragons to burn people to death last season."
  22. MOOMMMMMM! MOOMMMMMM! Rebecca: "But Drogo doesn't have to go into time out!"

    Jill: I'm never watching this scene again. Gross sobbing.

  23. Dany looking back Dany looking back Jill: More gross sobbing.
  24. Shae escaping from Westeros to start her own clothing empire in the Free Cities Shae escaping from Westeros to start her own clothing empire in the Free Cities Jill: Oh that's good, she needed a vacation.

    Rebecca: *sobs*

  25. 'I think I'm gonna go kill Dad' 'I think I'm gonna go kill Dad' Jill: I mean, at this point, might as well, right?

    Rebecca: *"The Final Countdown" plays in the distance*

  26. Happy Father's Day from Game of Thrones Happy Father's Day from <eM>Game of Thrones</em> Rebecca: Tywin's in the afterlife now, having drinks with Denethor as they complain about their youngest sons.

    Jill: This reminds me of a thing.

  27. Even Varys thinks King's Landing is to messed up to deal with Even Varys thinks King's Landing is  to messed up to deal with Jill: "Hmm, you know, I think I left something in Lys. I should probably go get that"

    Rebecca: "Yeeeah, I think it might be a good time for me to head out."

  28. Good luck with all of THAT Good luck with all of THAT Rebecca: "What are your in-flight meal options?"

    Jill: At least they let him keep his pet with him instead of sticking the box in luggage.

  29. Later, assholes Later, assholes Rebecca: "Seriously, do you have something other than peanuts? Because I'm allergic."

    Jill: "And I asked for the chicken meal! Not the vegetarian!"

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