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The ’80s Fan-Made Version Of Captain America: The Winter Soldier Has a LOT More Explosions, Somehow

If you're going to make enemies, you better make sure it's not America!

Steve Rogers missed out on all the straight-to-VHS goodness of schlocky ’80s action movie trailers when he was frozen under the ice for the better part of the 20th century, so it’s only fair that the Internet gets him up to speed—and this trailer does the job excellently, complete with a TOTALLY SERIOUS NOT AT ALL CHEESY revenge plot. Seriously, it’s so good I’m not even mad that Black Widow only barely makes an appearance. Let’s be honest, that’s exactly how this kind of trailer would have gone down back in the day, anyway.

One question, though—are we sure that’s Chris Evans playing Captain America? Sure sounds like Lucas Lee to me.

(via Rebecca Pahle on Twitter, because of course)

Previously in AMERICA!!!!

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