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That’s One Way to Get a Free iPhone 4: FaceTime Sex Chat Internship

Do you want a free iPhone 4? Are you a woman willing to expose yourself to a random stranger? If you said yes to both of these simple questions, then you too can be a part of the online interactive pornography start-up which will be utilizing video chat application FaceTime to conduct video sex chat sessions!

And, best of all, you will receive a “competitive salary” and a free iPhone 4.

We came across this wonderful New York CraigsList posting:

iPhone 4 FaceTime Video Sex Line Chat – free iPhone 4 (NYC/LI)
Date: 2010-06-27, 12:06PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Starting an online interactive pornography firm where woman will use the iphone 4 to video chat with potential customers on a pay as you go basis.
Hours are flexible, pay will increase as the business builds. Woman will receive a free iphone 4 to use as personal time when not working. Woman will talk to potential clients and chat with them and perform various acts as desired by clients. All information will be confidential.

Payment will be based on percentage of sales volume and performance. Potential launch date of the company is 9/1/2010 or based on feedback received.

Woman will receive, as before mentioned, a free cell phone and a very competitive salary.

Please send information and pictures – we would like to launch sooner than 9/1/2010.

* Location: NYC/LI
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* This is at a non-profit organization.
* This is an internship job
* OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
* Phone calls about this job are ok.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1813619670

The real gems in this post are at the bottom, where the job is described as an “internship” and at a “non-profit organization.” I didn’t exactly place “helping desperate sex fiends around the globe” under humanitarian action, but it’s good to see there’s some selfless grassroots work being done out there.

And never mind being the wrong sex, I’ve already submitted my internship application. It’ll be a good name to add to my resume. Not really doing it for the money, more for the experience. And the iPhone 4.

(via Business Insider; title image via iSmashPhone)

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