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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in League With Satan [Video]


In this series of clips, a religious program breaks down why just about every single piece of popular ’90s media is dangerous for the moral well-being of children. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Dungeons & Dragons, Goofy, rock and roll fruit snacks, The Simpsons; no one escapes unscathed. Their primary target is that bastion of satanic influence: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Granted, the sheer bulk of marketing involved with any of these people and properties is a bit disgusting, but they are far from dangerous. And why pick on Splinter because he’s a rat? I like rats!

(via Geeks Are Sexy)

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