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Even Baby Groot Is More [Censored] Metal Than You in His “Groots Bloody Groots” Metal Parody

I bet you thought I was going to put "I am Groot" here.
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Published: Sep 24, 2014 08:00 pm

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You thought Groot was made of wood? WRONG. Groot is 100% pure, grade A [expletive deleted] metal. Here to demonstrate that fact for you is a music video parody of the song “Roots Bloody Roots” by Sepultura with dancing baby Groot. You get one guess what the new lyrics are.

(via Laughing Squid)

Previously I am Groot

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Dan Van Winkle
Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>