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Get Out Your Spots And Put Away Your Dignity: It’s Cow Appreciation Day!

Oh man oh man oh man the day is finally upon us! They day we’ve all been waiting for, when cattle all rustle up to their nearest Chick-fil-A to celebrate that no cows are killed in the making of chicken sandwiches. It’s also the day when a lot of hungry people make complete fools of themselves.

Yes, today is Cow Appreciation Day, but I’m sure you already knew that. Go to any Chick-fil-A location dressed as a cow and get a free chicken sandwich. And if you bring your kids, they get to eat free to make up for the embarrassment of being seen with you.

Now, for those three of you out there who don’t have a cow costume (get with the times, people) Chick-fil-A has got you covered with this cow starter kit. But really, isn’t printer ink expensive enough that you’re better off just paying for your chicken sandwich? Besides, if you use their pre-made costume you’ll never win the incredibly important, highly respected cow costume contest that goes along with the holiday. And there’s a contest just for the kiddies too. Look at this, and see how good an idea that is:

It’s a bad idea.

(h/t Presurfer)

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