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Chris Pratt Was a Dweeby Lil’ Surfer Baby In His First Ever Headshot

Or, as he puts it, "Douchemaster McChest."
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Victoria McNally
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Published: Sep 12, 2014 11:06 am
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Yesterday Chris Pratt tweeted this picture out of the very first headshot he ever took back in 2000 and oh my God, he looks like the villain in an ’90s spring break movie. I just want to pick him up by his open Ralph Lauren collar and snuggle him until he learns the true meaning of friendship. Bless you, Chris Pratt. Thank you for this wonderful gift.

(via Uproxx)

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