The Candwich Is Now Buyable

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Last year, we wrote about the most revolutionary invention of the modern time: The Candwich, a sandwich in a can. As one can see from the above picture, the Candwich doesn’t actually even come ready-to-eat straight from the can, oh no, one must pop the top, open the plastic packets, and slather their can-shaped hotdog bun with the included condiments. Yes, the above graphic says that a BBQ chicken Candwich is coming. No, we have no idea if the plastic packet will be filled with liquid, spreadable chicken or not.

If you really want a “go anywhere sandwich” that you actually have to make and is no different from simply making a sandwich before you leave your house and packing it into a plastic bag, you can visit the Candwich site and order a 4-pack of Candwiches for $12, or a 24-pack for $72.


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