“Butch Cupcakes:” For Guys Whose Veins Pulse With Testosterone, Buttercream

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For those gentlemen who feel that biting into a small, round, sugary cake with creamy topping and pink sprinkles is emasculating, your time has come. Thanks to NYC’s Butch Bakery, you can now revel in your sweet, sweet carbo-load with the confidence that comes with decorative chocolate discs in one of six styles: Woodland Camo, Wood Grain, Houndstooth, Plaid, Checkerboard or Marble.

In the middle of the booming cupcake craze, Butch Bakery founder David Arrick left his job as a Wall Street attorney and found his niche creating testosterone-inspired pastry that would appeal to men, “but stayed far away from the cliche – in other words, Butch Bakery would have no “golf tee” cupcakes, or “baseball” cupcakes, but would have products that guys would love.”

So the next time you’re having your bros over for some quality Xbox time, order a box, and get your frosting on. Man-style.

The small company does not currently operate a storefront, but delivers to Manhattan, Queens, and Brooklyn.

Next up (in our imaginations): Y chromosome-shaped bear claws!


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