Dress Like a N00B? The Best Geeky T-Shirts For Every Type of Geek

Do you feel like your t-shirts aren’t witty enough to please your geeky peers? Is the message on your chest making people laugh for the wrong reasons? Geekosystem is here to help!

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We’ve combed the planet to find you the best, nerdiest t-shirts the interwebz has to offer.  Whether you’re a mathlete, 1337, gamer geek, music dork, or member of some other branch of nerdocracy, we’ve got you covered:

All t-shirt recommendations made solely out of genuine geeky enthusiasm; no kickbacks, swag, or payola.

Math & Science

From left to right: Germ Wrangler, $24.49, available at SCIENCE!; Pi Be Rational, $18.95, available at SnorgTees; Stand Back, $19, available at xkcd Store.

From left to right: Are You Positive?, $18.95, available at SnorgTees; Rocket Science, $19.95, available at GlennzTees; Nuke Hugger, $24.49, available at SCIENCE!.

Music

From left to right: We Will Rock You, $18.95, available at SnorgTees; Beethoven’s Fifth, $20, available at BustedTees; I’ll Be Bach, $18.95, available at SnorgTees.

Movies

From left to right: Tri-Lam Revenge of the Nerds Shirt, $20, available at 80sTees; Darth Vader Costume Tee, $30, available at 80sTees; Empire Urban Regeneration Program, $18.95, available at SnorgTees.

Gaming

From left to right: Fantasy Football, $20; Most Deadly, $20; Triple Nerd Score, $20; all available at BustedTees.

iPhone

From left to right: Exploded Phone, $17, available at Exploded Store; Slide to Unlock, $20, available at Milk & Eggs Co.

Computer

From left to right: 404 Error, $16.99, available at BustedTees; Refill Required, $19.95, available at GlennzTees.


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