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Batman Continues to Roam Toronto and He Needs Help Opening His Beef Jerky [Video]

It's Technical

Won’t someone please help him? He’s an orphan, you guys. And he can’t save Gotham (or Toronto) if his blood sugar is low. And he can’t be Batman without those gloves. And he can’t open that beef jerky if he’s wearing those gloves. We’d suggest an apple as an alternative, but why begrudge Batman his beef jerky? Wow, what a mess. No wonder Batman is so cranky. Life is hard.

(via The Sean Ward Show on YouTube)

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