Batman Lip Balm is Flavored With Justice, Also Vanilla

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Nobody knows the importance of well tended lips like a person whose only visible facial features are his lips and chin. The worst is when you’re screaming “SWEAR TO MEEE” and get all distracted because you just reopened one of those horrible cracks right at the corner of your mouth. Don’t even get me started about the windchill on a rooftop in January.

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