How are you ... besides ILLEGAL?
I was a person for whom puberty hit hard and early, and while I had available to me a fair bit of Our Bodies, Ourselves-level information about how all these new and terrifying parts worked, I was left in the lurch about their practical applications.Read More
Mr. Octopus, at your service.
When was the last time you thought seriously about getting reamed by a tentacle monster?Read More
Go, little guy, go!
Don't judge me too much here, but I've never seen Revenge of the Nerds. It's not out of protest -- I just never have. What I have done, however, is osmosed culturally the dichotomy presented by the film's main character: All jocks ever think about is sports, but all nerds ever think about is sex.Read More