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Self-Insert: If it Isn’t My Old Friend, Underage Porn-Reading

How are you ... besides ILLEGAL?

I was a person for whom puberty hit hard and early, and while I had available to me a fair bit of Our Bodies, Ourselves-level information about how all these new and terrifying parts worked, I was left in the lurch about their practical applications.

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Self-Insert: Silicone Will Rise

Mr. Octopus, at your service.

When was the last time you thought seriously about getting reamed by a tentacle monster?

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Welcome to Our New Geek Sex Column: Self-Insert

Go, little guy, go!

Don't judge me too much here, but I've never seen Revenge of the Nerds. It's not out of protest -- I just never have. What I have done, however, is osmosed culturally the dichotomy presented by the film's main character: All jocks ever think about is sports, but all nerds ever think about is sex.

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