Dude looks like an untalented Malfoy pic.twitter.com/WBbBawHGrr
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) May 21, 2017
Julian Assange has been in the news lately for a number of reasons, from intentionally-or-not aiding a Russian campaign to influence the U.S. presidential election to everyone thinking rape charges against him had been dropped (which is misleading). This time, it’s something much simpler: a haircut straight out of The Witcher.
With the level of ire directed at Assange right now for his role in bringing about the darkest timeline, the Internet wasn’t going to let that pass without some merciless roasting. It’s small consolation for the ramifications of WikiLeaks’ addiction to information without context, but we’re going to revel in it anyway.
oh no it’s the geralt-right pic.twitter.com/JwprkCj1qG
— 👨🏼🚀 (@failnaut) May 20, 2017
tfw you must gather your party before venturing forth pic.twitter.com/ibAgpYwlAt
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 21, 2017
Julian assange looks like an npc that would betray u in Skyrim pic.twitter.com/Ho5WfrIU0l
— sarah hagi (@geekylonglegs) May 20, 2017
Barber: What do you want?
Assange: Remember Vigo the Carpathian?
Barber: Say no more. pic.twitter.com/ZRXkMhMjlO— Robert McNees (@mcnees) May 21, 2017
[hair salon]
Yeah, gimme the ‘unemployed necromancer’ pic.twitter.com/3ij3SppRSC— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
Julian Assange looks like the villain in a movie about ninjas that only has white people in it. pic.twitter.com/pNhueA49YQ
— Greg Saunders (@waltisfrozen) May 21, 2017
Julian Assange looks like that man at Games Workshop who shouts at young people when they paint the models the wrong shade of chrome pic.twitter.com/vvnpaJf3t7
— Hussein Kesvani (@HKesvani) May 20, 2017
(featured image: Fox)
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