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The Internet Can’t Stop Mocking Julian Assange’s New Haircut

Julian Assange has been in the news lately for a number of reasons, from intentionally-or-not aiding a Russian campaign to influence the U.S. presidential election to everyone thinking rape charges against him had been dropped (which is misleading). This time, it’s something much simpler: a haircut straight out of The Witcher.

With the level of ire directed at Assange right now for his role in bringing about the darkest timeline, the Internet wasn’t going to let that pass without some merciless roasting. It’s small consolation for the ramifications of WikiLeaks’ addiction to information without context, but we’re going to revel in it anyway.

(featured image: Fox)

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