The above video features 23 of the some of weirdest seconds one could experience on YouTube, wherein a man’s entire face is covered in peanut butter while he awkwardly licks and touches it, set to music made extremely creepy due to what is taking place in what seems to be a shower. He is known as Peanut Butter Man. Holding a prestigious title such as that breeds animosity, and animosity breeds enemies. Head on past the break to learn of the Great Condiment War, a war with ramifications so great, the future will never quite be the same.
Fluff Man was tired of Peanut Butter Man’s oppression, and issued a challenge to Peanut Butter Man, poking a hole in Peanut Butter Man’s perceived stranglehold on condiment-covered society.
Once Fluff Man challenged Peanut Butter Man’s throne, society was no longer afraid. Dissenters rose up, not only to challenge Peanut Butter Man, but Fluff Man as well. PB&J Men thought they could usurp the condiment-covered throne.
Only one day after PB&J Men challenged the condiment throne’s authority, Frosted Men had enough, and decided to take condiment society into their own hands. Will this great war ever end? Will condiment society simply be oppressed by a new ruler, or will all condiment people find the harmony they so rightly deserve?
(via Bits and Pieces)
