Deadpool 2 is just around the corner, and we’ve finally got the first teaser trailer, delivered as only Deadpool can. Or Bob Ross. Bob Ross could probably do something similar, albeit maybe with slightly less innuendo. Yeah, Bob Ross. I know. Watch the trailer. (The actual movie bits come in around the 1:30 mark, but why skip out on all the greatness?)
Here’s the synopsis for Deadpool 2 from the trailer’s description, since this is a rare case when you’ll actually want to read it:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor—finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
Sadly, we only get brief glimpses of actual scenes from the movie, but how much do we really need? We do get a bit of Dopinder, Al, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it shot of Domino.
No Cable, as far as I noticed, outside of Deadpool’s Thanksgiving masterpiece at the end. (Except maybe that small tease that caps it off?) The movie drops fairly soon, on June 1, 2018, and judging by what we’ve got here, they’re going to have just as much fun with the marketing campaign as the last time around. There’s going to be plenty more where this came from over the coming months.
(image: Fox)
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