As Trump’s staff does their best to project some semblance of sense and reason out of Trump’s claims of having been wiretapped by Barack Obama, the prize for most WTF Talking Point has to go to Kellyanne Conway, who took it upon herself to inform America that we’re being spied on by our microwaves. Now, “of course [she doesn’t] have any evidence for those allegations,” but, as she puts it, “we know that that is just a fact of modern life.” Like Bigfoot or a functioning government. We might not be seeing those things around right now, but we just know they’re facts of life.
That claim might sound ridiculous, but as it turns out, Conway was right. Our microwaves can turn into cameras and spy on us. Not just that, but President Obama has figured this out and is definitely hacking into Trump’s kitchen appliances.
How do we know this? Pete Souza, Obama’s former official photographer and Trump troll extraordinaire, revealed the secret!
Okay, hilarious Photoshopping aside, Souza has continued his expert trolling since we last checked in. For example:
Or this not-so-subtle reminder of what the relationship between the White House and the press usually looks like.
Look at all this Russian collusion!
He’s been sharing a lot of old photographs of the lead up to the passage of the Affordable Care Act.
Because health care reform, as it turns out, is hard. No one knew!
A good lesson: never get on Pete Souza’s bad side.
Pete Souza sure knows good shade.
(via Uproxx, featured image via The White House via VisualHunt)
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