Kurt Braunohler Wants to Jet Ski From Chicago to New Orleans to “Get Wet for Goats” and Fight Hunger

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Comedian Kurt Braunohler wants to help fight hunger, and he’s doing it the only way he knows how — public absurdity. In a new Comedy Central webseries, Braunohler will attempt to jet ski from Chicago to New Orleans to sent 500 goats and 1,000 chicken to hungry families in Africa. Check out his video.

The show premieres in July, but the Indiegogo campaign to raise the $50,000 necessary to reach the goal is already live and taking contributions.

Oh, and if you’re worried you won’t be able to find a GIF of that goat saying “GET WET FOR ME!” we’ve got your back:

Get Wet For Me

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