Behold! Star Wars: Episode VII Has a Release Date

I'm so excited! I'm so scared!

 

Recommended Videos

star wars

Good news, nerds! Or bad news, depending on how cynical you are. Star Wars: Episode VII has a release date!

According to all the official Star Wars social media pages and outlets, the release date is anticipated to be December 18, 2015. So they’re going for a Christmas release rather than a summer one. Smart. Just in time to make a spillion toys for kids to buy before they’re inevitably disappointed by the actual film.

“We’re very excited to share the official 2015 release date for Star Wars: Episode VII, where it will not only anchor the popular holiday filmgoing season but also ensure our extraordinary filmmaking team has the time needed to deliver a sensational picture,” Alan Horn, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios, said in a statement to StarWars.com.

Holiday “filmgoing” season? Yeah, no. You’re selling toys. And that’s fine because we’ll all totally buy them. We’re chumps like that.

As you’ll remember, Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams and written by Abrams and Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan. Hooray for Lawrence Kasdan!

(via StarWars.com, image via Star Wars)

Meanwhile in related links


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Will Colin Finally Make the Right Choice in ‘Bridgerton’ Season 3?
Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton as Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton in Bridgerton season 3
Read Article Here Are 10 Gritty Crime Shows Fans of ‘Criminal Minds’ Will Love
The cast of Lie To Me
Read Article It’s Called Unadaptable for a Reason: All the ‘Dune’ Movies, Ranked
Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in 'Dune: Part Two'
Read Article The Best Horror Movies on Max Right Now
A collage featuring some of the best horror movies on Max right now (clockwise from top left): 'House,' 'Under the Skin,' 'We're All Going to the World's Fair,' and 'It Comes at Night'
Read Article Who is Crystal Palace? Kassius Nelson’s ‘Dead Boy Detectives’ Character, Explained
Image of George Rexstrew as Edwin, Jayden Revri as Charles, and Kassius Nelson as Crystal in Netflix's 'Dead Boy Detectives.' Edwin is a white teenager wearing an 1800s boys' school uniform with a bow tie. Charles is a mixed race Indian teenager wearing a 1980s style leather jacket. Crystal is a Black teenager with long, wavy dark hair wearing a purple velvet blazer. They are standing together at night looking off into the distance.
Related Content
Read Article Will Colin Finally Make the Right Choice in ‘Bridgerton’ Season 3?
Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton as Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton in Bridgerton season 3
Read Article Here Are 10 Gritty Crime Shows Fans of ‘Criminal Minds’ Will Love
The cast of Lie To Me
Read Article It’s Called Unadaptable for a Reason: All the ‘Dune’ Movies, Ranked
Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in 'Dune: Part Two'
Read Article The Best Horror Movies on Max Right Now
A collage featuring some of the best horror movies on Max right now (clockwise from top left): 'House,' 'Under the Skin,' 'We're All Going to the World's Fair,' and 'It Comes at Night'
Read Article Who is Crystal Palace? Kassius Nelson’s ‘Dead Boy Detectives’ Character, Explained
Image of George Rexstrew as Edwin, Jayden Revri as Charles, and Kassius Nelson as Crystal in Netflix's 'Dead Boy Detectives.' Edwin is a white teenager wearing an 1800s boys' school uniform with a bow tie. Charles is a mixed race Indian teenager wearing a 1980s style leather jacket. Crystal is a Black teenager with long, wavy dark hair wearing a purple velvet blazer. They are standing together at night looking off into the distance.