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Everything You Need To Prepare For The Impending Zombie Apocalypse On A Charm Bracelet

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For just $34.60, Etsy seller PlayBox has everything you need to survive a plague of zombies on one, tiny bracelet (enlarging technology not included). Read ahead for the complete list of necessary items.  

Weapons: Assault Rifle
Shotgun
Revolver
Hand Grenade
Ammo (bullet)

Food & Water: Bottle
Tinned Beans
Tinned Fruit (random selection from Peaches, Pears, Cherries, Mandarin Oranges, Pineapple and Mixed Fruit although feel free to choose if you wish)

Tools: Knife
Spanner
Hammer
Pliers
Hacksaw
Axe

Essentials: Mobile Phone
Radio
Binoculars
Jerry Can (please note that this charm is fragile)
Matches
First Aid Kit
Lantern
Torch
Map
Compass (fully functional)

Now, I’m just gonna say it, you might as well use the mobile phone to bash a zombie’s brains in because that won’t be useful for long. Other than that, I am down for some mixed fruit and a shotgun.

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