Things We Saw Today: This Shiny Serenity Is Nearly $8,000

Sure, you might not be able to eat or pay rent for a year, but Qmx‘s $7,495 ship was forged using actual models from Serenity! And…and it comes with crew inside! (via Toybox)

• Shonda Rhimes brilliantly shut down fan complaining about “gay scenes” in Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder. (via Styleite)
• Well done, young padawan: James Earl Jones will be voicing Darth Vader on Star Wars Rebels. (via IGN)

Life-affirming tiny turtle wiggles its butt in the shower. (via Laughing Squid)

• Ichabod Crane can now give you driving directions. Carpooling with Ichabod! (via io9)
• Um, Jack Black and Andrew W.K. made a kids’ show about Minecraft? You guys figure this one out. (via The Daily Dot)

Today in spoopy cuisine: “poisoned” toffee apples! (via That’s Nerdalicious)

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