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  1. Twinkie the Kid Rides Again! The Snack Cake Returns July 15th

    There's been an oblong, spongy whole in America's heart since the Twinkie went away. Fill your heart with cream on July 15th!

    Remember when Twinkies went away, and people went berserk? Well calm down, everyone. Twinkies are coming back July 15th. After some corporate shenanigans that damn near killed Hostess last year, the company is back under new management that's bringing back Zombieland's favorite post-apocalyptic treat. Enjoy the little things.

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  2. Labor Dispute Could Finally Bankrupt Hostess, Wipe Out World Twinkie Supply

    A labor dispute between management and union bakers at financially troubled American snack cake icon Hostess could do what decades of age, trampling by herds of elephants, and nuclear holocaust could never accomplish, bringing about the end of the Twinkie as we know it. The company's management says that unless striking bakers -- who are protesting a labor deal forcing them to accept lowered wages and cuts to benefits -- return to work, the company could be forced to liquidate its assets and stop producing the delectable snacks that have helped to make our proud nation the doughy, wheezing powerhouse it is today.

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