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  1. Let’s Talk About Sex (in Video Games), Baby

    Don't be shy!

    We have sex on our phones. We have sex with our webcams. We have sex with only images and sex with nothing but walls of text. We fuck people we never smell, never suck. Digital sex is as everyday as physical sex, and what better art form to capture that than the most interactive kind: a video game?

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  2. 5 Ways That L.A.’s DomCon Is Just Like Every Comic Con You’ve Ever Been To

    This could be considered NSFW. You know, if you work somewhere BORING.

    You've heard before that there's a connection between the geek community and the kink community, and I've spoken about as much at comic cons before. Recently, I had the chance to go to my first DomCon - a professional and lifestyle domination convention in Los Angeles - in support of my digital series, Incredible Girl, and while I'd never been to DomCon before, it felt really familiar. After all, geeks go to cons all the time, right?

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  3. Milo Manara Uses His Sexy Artist Powers For Good in His First Dark Horse Cover For Grindhouse: Drive In, Bleed Out

    Yes, that Milo Manara.

    You may remember Milo Manara from such internet controversies as "Holy hell that's an inappropriate cover for Spider-Woman" and "oh dear, he doesn't understand why." You may also remember us discussing how we felt Manara's work was beautiful when displayed in better context. Well he's put his particular skills to work for Dark Horse for the first time with a cover for Alex de Campi's Grindhouse: Drive In, Bleed Out and we've got your exclusive, NSFW reveal.

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  4. Incredible Girl Presents: Geeks and Kink at Emerald City Comicon

    Because the same people that go to Comic Con go to Dom Con.

    "What's this weird connection between fans of Star Trek, S&M, and the Renaissance Faire?" - Margaret Cho, Notorious C.H.O. This is the question I wanted to explore when I brought my panel, "Incredible Girl Presents: Geeks and Kink" to Emerald City Comiccon this past weekend.

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  5. How To Get Your Partner To Call You “Sherlock” In The Bedroom

    You’re never going to come home and find Sherlock and John sneaking a quickie in your bed.  I’ve tried to come to terms with this, and I have to say, it really isn’t going well. But it’s okay, because I have perfected a plan to get you the next best thing. Well no, not Benedict and Martin sneaking a quickie in your bed while roleplaying Sherlock and John. The next next best thing. Well, maybe not the next next best thing, but, like, a reasonable compromise.

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  6. Boston University Is Running A Harry Potter-Themed Sex Ed Seminar Tonight

    "A Harry Potter sex-ed seminar" was the other name for Fanfiction.net.

    Is that a bottle of Skele-Gro in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Rock a Mean Han Solo on a Millennium Falcon Guitar

    Come on, baby. Hold together.

    This awesome, light up Millennium Falcon guitar was built by DoniGuitars. Sadly, the "Rebel Bass" model is predictably hard to track down.

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  8. 50 Shades Won’t Include The Infamous Tampon Scene, So Here, Have This Fan Re-Creation

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all... Jeez.

    Here's the thing about 50 Shades of Grey. If you're going to make the horrible source material into a film, you might as well go all the way, right? Sadly, the filmmakers have decided to omit a crucial scene from the film - the tampon scene. One fan won't let that stand, however, and has seen fit to create the scene in all its CG glory.

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  9. Benedict Cumberbatch Describes Sherlock Sex, Uses The Word Girth

    Sexlock

    OK, Elle UK must have gotten hold of a monkey's paw or something. Not only did they have Tom Hiddleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Benedict Cumberbatch in feminism shirts, now they've got Cumberbatch quotes involving Sherlock and sex! "He knows bodies very well," he told them. Go on...

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  10. Sex Expert Dr. Ruth Livetweeted Apple’s iPad Event

    Ummm...

    What is this I don't even?

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  11. ATTN ALL: Erotic Downton Abbey Vacations Are a Thing Now

    "Why hello."

    I'm just going to jump into this one like Thomas jumps into making questionable decisions: There's a Downton Abbey-themed sexcation, and everything about it sounds A M A Z I N G.

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  12. Update: Sex Geckos on Russian Space Satellite All Reported Dead

    This isn't very sexy at all.

    If you, like us, have been gleefully following the story of the fornicating gecko-filled satellite that briefly lost contact with Earth a few months ago, then we've got bad news for you: According to Roskosmos space agency, all the geckos on the satellite have gone to that big lizard orgy in the sky.

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  13. I Do Declare! 86-Year-Old Great-Grandmother Has Written Her First Romance Novel.

    I've fallen (for you) and I can't get up!

    You can take your Christian Grey and shove him: No Goodbye is the new socially acceptable erotic plane-read.

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  14. Russia’s Sexy Space Geckos Memorialized Forever In Fantastic Poster

    Teeny-tiny Gecko voices: "You can't take the skies from us!"

    Last week we brought to your attention the most important thing to happen to journalism since Johannes Gutenberg cobbled together the printing press: Russia sent a quintet of geckos into space to study the effects of zero-gravity on lizard boinking (ooooh yeah), the reptilian Romeos mutinied (that's the story I'm going with) and satellite Foton-M4 and its copulating cargo went rogue.

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  15. “How to Have Cybersex on the Internet” Is the Pinnacle of ’90s Instructional Videos, Human Achievement

    A/S/L?

    I have a hard (grooooooan) time deciding which part of this 1997 instructional video on cybersex I like best: Our guide through the wild lands of cybering suddenly losing her shirt halfway through, or her very precise and polite invite to online sexytimes being met with "yesssssssssss."

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  16. Real-Life Headline Alert: Russia Has Lost Control Of a Sex Satellite Filled With Geckos

    Don't go getting any bright ideas, astronauts.

    Last Saturday Russia's Institute of Medico-Biological Problems launched a Foton-M4 satellite filled with five geckos into orbit so that the people of earth would know how reptile booty is impacted by zero-gravity. Unfortunately, the cold-blooded casanovas had a different plan: due to a technical glitch (or possible mutiny) the orbiting orgy has gone rogue.

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  17. Mental Floss Video Examines 20 Commonly-Held Misconceptions About Sex

    I did not know that about corn flakes.

    Mental Floss wants to clear a couple of things up about human anatomy and the purpose of one ubiquitous breakfast cereal.

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  18. Female Florida Manatee Rescued From Sexhaustion After Six-Hour Mating Session

    I'll have what she's having.

    While I don't like the connotations that the phrase "walk of shame" has (shouldn't it be march of fist-pumping triumph instead?), a female manatee now has the walk of shame story to put all others to, well, shame after an extreme sex-hangover left her stranded on a beach in Florida last week. We get it, Ms.Manatee, you're hot shit, okay?

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  19. J.K. Rowling Addresses Fan Questions About Voldemort’s Virginity. Because That Is A Question Someone Had.

    Well, it's hard when you live on the back of someone's head.

    One fan dared to ask J.K. Rowling herself if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ever got his parsel tongued, and Rowling answered in typical classy fashion.

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  20. Chemistry Makes Sex Better, and This Video Explains How

    It's business chemistry time.

    Chemistry has made life in these modern times a lot better, and that includes sex lives in these modern times. The latest video from The American Chemical Society series Reactions breaks down four ways in which chemistry has made its way between the sheets.

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