You’re never going to come home and find Sherlock and John sneaking a quickie in your bed. I’ve tried to come to terms with this, and I have to say, it really isn’t going well. But it’s okay, because I have perfected a plan to get you the next best thing. Well no, not Benedict and Martin sneaking a quickie in your bed while roleplaying Sherlock and John. The next next best thing. Well, maybe not the next next best thing, but, like, a reasonable compromise.Read More
"A Harry Potter sex-ed seminar" was the other name for Fanfiction.net.
Is that a bottle of Skele-Gro in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Read More
Come on, baby. Hold together.
This awesome, light up Millennium Falcon guitar was built by DoniGuitars. Sadly, the "Rebel Bass" model is predictably hard to track down.Read More
Holy f***. Sweet mother of all... Jeez.
Here's the thing about 50 Shades of Grey. If you're going to make the horrible source material into a film, you might as well go all the way, right? Sadly, the filmmakers have decided to omit a crucial scene from the film - the tampon scene. One fan won't let that stand, however, and has seen fit to create the scene in all its CG glory.Read More
OK, Elle UK must have gotten hold of a monkey's paw or something. Not only did they have Tom Hiddleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Benedict Cumberbatch in feminism shirts, now they've got Cumberbatch quotes involving Sherlock and sex! "He knows bodies very well," he told them. Go on...Read More
What is this I don't even?Read More
I'm just going to jump into this one like Thomas jumps into making questionable decisions: There's a Downton Abbey-themed sexcation, and everything about it sounds A M A Z I N G.Read More
This isn't very sexy at all.
If you, like us, have been gleefully following the story of the fornicating gecko-filled satellite that briefly lost contact with Earth a few months ago, then we've got bad news for you: According to Roskosmos space agency, all the geckos on the satellite have gone to that big lizard orgy in the sky.Read More
I've fallen (for you) and I can't get up!
You can take your Christian Grey and shove him: No Goodbye is the new socially acceptable erotic plane-read.Read More
Teeny-tiny Gecko voices: "You can't take the skies from us!"
Last week we brought to your attention the most important thing to happen to journalism since Johannes Gutenberg cobbled together the printing press: Russia sent a quintet of geckos into space to study the effects of zero-gravity on lizard boinking (ooooh yeah), the reptilian Romeos mutinied (that's the story I'm going with) and satellite Foton-M4 and its copulating cargo went rogue.Read More