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  1. SpaceX Founder Elon Musk Says We Need 1 Million People on Mars for Humanity’s Sake, and He’s Got a Plan

    "F*** Earth!" -Elon Musk. No, really.

    Real-life-Tony-Stark Elon Musk thinks the only way to save humanity over the long-term is to get 1 million people to Mars. That may sound like a far-fetched goal, but he's already got a plan in the works to make it happen.

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  2. Dealers Try to Boot Tesla From Georgia Over Technicality While Tesla Plans Nevada “Gigafactory”

    "What the Hell is a gigafactory!?" -Marty McFly to Elon Musk.

    The Georgia Automobile Dealers Association doesn't like electric car maker Tesla Motors cutting out the middleman and selling directly to consumers. I wonder why that is? So they're crying foul on a rule that limits the number of cars Tesla can sell in a year. Meanwhile, Nevada is laughing all the way to the bank (screw electricity. I want one of these laugh-powered cars that Nevada is getting) as Tesla prepares to build a huge factory there.

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  3. Congressmen Make Transparent Attempt to Bog Down SpaceX With Transparency Request

    "You can't take the sky from me!" -Elon Musk, probably.

    We've been pretty excited about SpaceX lately with their Falcon 9 rocket launches and landings, the Dragon V2 crew module, and their new spaceport in Texas, but some members of congress don't share our enthusiasm. Three members of congress in particular are trying to put unnecessary road blocks in front of SpaceX for their own interests. Maybe no one told them that where SpaceX is going, they don't need roads?

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  4. The Tesla Motors $35,000 Model 3 Might Just Be the Electric Car You’ve Been Waiting For

    Anyone have $35,000 I can borrow? It's for the environment.

    Electric cars are great and all, but most of them suffer from short ranges and long charging time or a high price tag. Well, Tesla's $35,000 Model 3 is going to change all of that with a car that offers the long travel ranges Tesla is known for without their equally high prices.

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  5. Elon Musk Just Gave Nikola Tesla a $1 Million Birthday Present

    Reminder to Self : Invite Elon Musk to my next birthday party.

    Today would have been Nikola Tesla's 158th birthday. A lot of people are celebrating, but it's going to be tough to beat Elon Musk's gift. According to the Tesla Science Center at Wardenclyffe, Musk just donated $1 million and a Tesla Supercharging Station to the organization.

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  6. How to Watch the SpaceX Falcon 9 Orbital Launch Tonight

    Or maybe "How to watch a launch get delayed."

    SpaceX is attempting to launch a satellite into orbit today using their Falcon 9 rocket. Conditions aren't great, and the launch has already been delayed to the end of its flight window, 7:01PM ET. They're livestreaming it. Here's how to watch.

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  7. Good Guy Elon Musk Just Made All of Tesla Motors’s Patents Open Source

    His business card should just read "Elon Musk: Basically Tony Stark."

    Elon Musk just made all the patents held by Tesla Motors open source, paving the way for more innovation in the electric car market. It's great news for anyone looking to build an electric car, and even for anyone hoping to someday buy one. The real question here is, "Why?"

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  8. Get a Look at SpaceX’s New Dragon V2 and Its 3D Printed, Land-Anywhere Engine Technology

    This looks a lot safer than other space travel methods suggested over the last few weeks...

    Looks like we won't be needing that space trampoline after all, Dmitry Rogozin. SpaceX unveiled their first Dragon spacecraft designed to take a crew of astronauts to the ISS last night, and it's an improvement in every way over current methods of putting humans in orbit.

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  9. Russian Official Says NASA Can Go F@&# Itself Use a Trampoline to Send Astronauts to Space

    Well that's not very nice at all.

    Things between Russia and the United States are a little... complicated at the moment due to tensions over the Ukraine/Crimea situation. NASA relies on the Russians to get American astronauts to and from the ISS, but a Russian Deputy Prime Minister has suggested maybe we should be using a trampoline instead. Wait. That won't work, will it?

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  10. New Official Comedy Sketch Acknowledges Our Deep Desire to Smell Like Elon Musk

    We bet it smells like space, the inside of the hyperloop, and money.

    We can all agree that if Tony Stark were real, he'd smell great. Elon Musk is basically the real life Tony Stark, so of course he should have a fragrance, and of course we would want it. Unfortunately, this is just a comedy sketch, and it doesn't even smell like anything. Still. We love it anyway.

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