Report: Stephen Hawking is a Regular at a Sex Club

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Radar Online is reporting that 70-year-old Stephen Hawking has been a regular at the Freedom Acres swingers club in California for around five years. According to the report, Hawking shows up to the swingers club with his nurses and assistants, then has naked women grind on him. For science, probably. He’s Stephen Hawking, after all.

The unnamed source claims to have seen Hawking at the club “more than a handful of times,” and that he “arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants.” According to the source, the last time Hawking was seen, he was in a “play area” lying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating “all over him.” Making the visual you’re currently trying so desperately to fight even weirder, the source claims that Hawking has his assistants and nurses standing by, watching the action.

Whether or not this report is true, we don’t have a problem with Hawking, ahem, finding it where he can get it, so to speak, as regardless of how famous he is, his condition probably doesn’t help his romantic matters. Although as you can see from the picture above, he does have a way with the ladies. Ladies love space-time continuums.

(via Radar Online)

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