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  1. The Sims 4: Create A Sim Trailer Shows Us The Awesome Amounts Of Detail Available When Making A Sim

    Next step: give our Sims the gift of the gab!

    Say goodbye to pesky menus and limited choices when it comes to creating Sim characters. The Sims 4 allows so much customizable freedom that players will likely spend more time creating a Sim than actually playing the game.

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  2. Realistic Mario Warns You That Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Friends

    Yoshi is not your dinosaur friend, sorry Mario.

    This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that's what carnivores do. As expected, it's highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario.

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  3. Dan Newbie Impresses Us Again With His Rendition Of The Game of Thrones Theme Song

    All using wine glasses, pencils, pans, and a water jug -- doesn't get cooler than that.

    It takes talent and an absurd amount of patience to create such a pleasant theme song cover for the very popular Game of Thrones series, but Dan Newbie has certainly delivered.. It's beautiful enough to be a lullaby, so sweet dreams, GoT lovers! Just hope you're not currently having as bad a day as Tyrion Lannister.

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  4. Zoomin.TV Share Their Top 5 Depressing Games

    Cue the sad songs.

    Oftentimes we don't have to reach the end of the game we're playing before we realize how terribly depressing it is. In fact, a lot of these games thrive off of the sadness of both its characters and us as players. Needless to say, this week's Top 5 from Zoomin.TV has a pretty accurate title.

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  5. Check Out “Ew!” with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron on The Tonight Show

    Turn down for what!

    Our beloved social trends are all squeezed into this clip of Fallon's version of "Ew!" Apparently, Ewis an actual thing on Teen Nick. I don't know what's more frightening, that Teen Nick has a show called Ew or that Zac Efron still manages to be extremely attractive even as a muscular girl. Seth Rogen is also easy on the eyes.

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  6. The Official Final Trailer For Maleficent And Its Attempt At Seductive Voice Over Narration

    From the looks of this trailer, Disney Sleeping Beauty fans shouldn't get their hopes up.

    Okay, maybe seductive voice over isn't what the director was going for here, but that's pretty much what the trailer sounds like. Let us hope that the trailer is actually holding out on us and Maleficent will be a captivating film.

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  7. A Moon With Two Suns May Be More Likely To Support Life

    It's also more likely to look like Tatooine.

    Apparently two are better than one. New research shows that binary stars keep each other in check and increase a moon's chances of hosting life.

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  8. Zoomin.TV Count Down the 5 Most Awkward Games To Play

    Even this cover photo is awkward and uncomfortable.

    According to Zoomin.TV, we should probably make sure we play these weird games alone and keep it a secret from our friends. No one here is judging anyone for their guilty pleasures or anything, but weird and ridiculous boob physics are gonna get pretty awkward. Guaranteed.

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  9. The Secret To Moving Heavy Stones In Egypt Has Been Discovered, And It Wasn’t Aliens

    Ancient Astronaut Theorists will be disappointed.

    You'd think that we are smart enough to understand that our ancient friends had the tools to build awe-inspiring pyramids in Egypt. However, the question of how the ancients built anything without the help of modern technology still stands. Scientists have discovered that Egyptians had their ways to efficiently move heavy stones.

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  10. See Kids React to Clash of Clans and Explain It to the Rest of Us

    Parents, bond with your kids while sacking empires.

    Parents, I'd be wary about trusting your kids with your cellphone devices and these in-app purchases. Some of these young whippersnappers are very aware and very excited about Clash of Clans. Some are even playing with their parents and are much better at explaining the mechanics of the game than most adults.

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  11. Mosquitoes Are Being Bred With Genes That Will Kill Them

    Preparing for mass mosquito genocide.

    Mosquitoes are the bane of our existence and if you don't agree, you are clearly unaware of all of the human deaths that are mosquito-related. That's why this new gene that would supposedly prevent mosquito babies from maturing sounds like a really good thing.

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  12. Zoomin.TV Counts Down The Top 5 Cancelled Games That Never Got To See The Light

    At least we still got Resident Evil 2.

    Avid gamers get a glimpse of a lot of interesting and promising games that never come to full fruition for a number of unlucky reasons. Zoomin.TV has chosen their top 5 picks of games which they would have liked to see become more than just teasers and trailers, but which were cancelled first.

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  13. Leopard and 10 Month Old Cub Steal a GoPro Camera and Leave It in a Bush

    Lemme take a selfie real quick.

    Imagine that you are lying helplessly on the ground while an adorable leopard violently sinks its teeth into your flesh and carries you away into the bushes. But it's okay! You're a mounted GoPro camera in this scenario, so you probably won't get eaten.

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  14. Kittyo Lets You Spy On Your Cat When You’re Not Home Because Technology Is All About Cats Now

    Your cat is too smart to let know that it's plotting world domination.

    You know we've been given too much power when we can drive our cats insane with a laser while we're not home. Cats probably don't miss us as much as we miss them, but with Kittyo, you can keep them entertained, while keeping an eye on them through an app with your iPhone or Android device. If anything, it's more entertaining for the owners.

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  15. The New CATable Supposedly Keeps Your Kitties Occupied While You Work

    Because cats are just too smart to be fooled by a desk maze.

    As adorable as cats are with their insatiable curiosity, they're hardly ever compliant with their owners. That's why designer Ruan Hao of LYCS Architecture in Hong Kong has created a table to keep your furry, intelligent companions distracted while you try to get some work some.

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  16. Octodad: Dadliest Catch Wriggles Its Tangly Tentacles Onto the PS4 This Week

    But when can we expect an Octodad vs. Goat Simulator crossover fighting game?

    The simulator that allows you to play an octopus on land that is somehow a father to human children is coming to the PS4 with some new perks.

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  17. Super Mario Bros. Theme Song Played on Wine Glasses and a Frying Pan Will Make You Feel Like You’re on a Cruise Ship

    Cruise like you're in Bowser's castle.

    Whatever it is you're doing, just stop for a few minutes and check out Dan Newbie playing the Super Mario Bros. theme song with a couple of pencils on 48 wine glasses filled with tap water. The frying pan percussion is also an especially nice touch.

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  18. Bioengineers Inject Cockroaches with DNA Nanobots, Time to Surrender to Our Insect Overlords

    This is probably not the greatest idea, but okay.

    It seems to be universal knowledge that if were ever invaded by aliens, cockroaches would most likely survive. Cockroaches will probably survive anything apocalyptic as proven in Fallout 3 after having to fight off those oversized nightmares. However, scientists thought it would be a swell idea to inject cockroaches with DNA nanobots.

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  19. Digital Mirror Allows People To See Their Organs

    No! Now even my spleen will be scrutinized?

    Most of us are probably curious of what our insides look like beneath our skin. Initially, the notion of being able to see what lies underneath our flesh sounds amazing, but imagine actually standing in front of a mirror that revealed everything. We're pretty much seeing what TSA agents at the airport see when we walk through those body scans.

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  20. Captain Underpants Needs More Censorship than an Erotic Adult Novel Because that Makes Total Sense

    "pee-pee??" Oh, the horror!

    Captain Underpants, a graphic novel intended for children, holds the #1 spot for the most challenged book for two years in a row-- beating E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey, which ranked #4. Yup, a comic about an imagined superhero who prefers to not wear any pants is a lot more raunchy than awful descriptions of porn.

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