You’ll never guess who Donald Trump’s baby momma is on ‘South Park’
South Park has always pushed boundaries and in its 27th season, nothing has changed. In fact, somethings have gone even more off the rails. Like Donald Trump’s baby momma revealing their secret relationship to the kids of South Park.
The character of Donald Trump has been in the show for quite some time but this season is really upping the anti with the President of the United States. And this time, the show really made us all question how we let this relationship fly under our noses undetected. I’m talking about Trump’s relationship with Satan himself, of course.
On the most recent episode of the series, Satan reveals that he is not only with Trump but that he is having Trump’s baby. At the same time as Satan also revealing that he wanted to leave Trump but can’t now because of this situation. “You all want to know the truth? Yes, we’re together,” Satan tells the group of South Park residents which includes an animated version of the President, with his real head attached, as well as Jesus Christ.
“We’ve been together for months,” Satan went on to say. “And I want to leave him, but I can’t. Because I’m pregnant.” If you’re wondering how it is possible, don’t worry. The South Park version of Fox News did the science. “Fox News can confirm, Donald Trump has been f—— Satan this whole time,” their Fox News says. They also declare the baby is labeled as a “butt baby.”
The reveal that Trump and Satan are going to have a baby together in the episode titled “Wok Is Dead,” is only a small part of the overall episode, which is about how Trump’s tariffs have hurt the Labubu craze. And through that craze, the teens obsessed with Labubu’s summon Satan and Trump to South Park. There, we learn of the baby and learn that Satan has been trying to break up with Trump. “I am forced to stay by the dark tides of destiny,” Satan says. “I wanted to leave months ago, but I cannot.”
While it is sad that Satan is trapped in a relationship with Trump, we hope that he can free himself and be the better person in that relationship.
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