Why Are Men Pointing Guns at Their Dicks to Own the Libs?
In the latest strange questions from Twitter, we’re now asking this: Why are men pointing guns at their crotches with the safeties off? In my research, I just found a lot of confusion. Why the sudden trend? Why are men so fragile?
First, let’s look at the phenomenon.
Now these MAGA dolts are pointing guns at their dicks with the safeties off and their fingers on the trigger to own the libs. I fucking hate it here. pic.twitter.com/O1vVUldLn5
— Dylan (@dyllyp) May 25, 2020
So, what you do is take the safety off your gun, place the gun at dick level, put your finger on the trigger, and then sit there and hope you don’t blow off your genitalia accidentally. That will definitely show me, a lib, that worrying about gun safety is for losers who haven’t shot their own bits off.
In fact, if you look at the one picture, the man is driving at 65 MPH with a gun on his crotch and taking a picture, so that probably ended really well. Apparently, this has been going on for a while now, and the point is supposedly to poke fun at the very idea of basic gun safety. No matter anyone’s reason for doing something this stupid, you, sir, do not need to procreate, and that is proven by your choice of pretending to shoot your dick off in a moving vehicle.
But looking at Twitter, it seems as if we all just want to know why…
I actually love this. Keep it coming! I am not owned enough!! https://t.co/FSokcX8GNN
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 26, 2020
Did Trump say that shooting yourself in the dick will cure Coronavirus? Because I am all for Trump supporters sterilizing themselves so they can’t reproduce. https://t.co/tFdg4CjEv6
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 26, 2020
I’ve just been informed that people are pointing loaded guns at their dicks to somehow own the libs for encouraging people to wear facemasks or something….
What even is reality anymore? Really everyone? You’re holding your own dicks at gunpoint in protest of safety protocols?
— Intellectual prostitute 🧠💰- Shannon Q (@Shann_Q0) May 26, 2020
What. Exactly. Is. The. Plan. Here? https://t.co/kMjeoCU3QM
— Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) May 26, 2020
Even the user who posted the pictures has no idea why any of this is happening.
To everyone asking why, I’m not 100% sure. But I think the thinking here is “Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people so we’re going to point them at our dicks to prove how safe they are” or something.
— Dylan (@dyllyp) May 26, 2020
Like many internet phenomenons, it could be nothing. It could be someone saw a trend and thought to bring it up, but even if it is a trend, what is the meaning behind guns on your crotches? Can ANYONE explain?
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