Listen, we didn’t want to say anything, but sometimes, you can get a little funky. We know, you’re generally considered a very clean individual, but with a sedentary life style of eating dead rodents, and only shedding every few months, things can get a little rank.
It’s okay. This is the trade off we get for only having to feed you once a week and not having to deal with hair on the furniture.
Just don’t forget to clean between your… um. You know what, never mind.
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