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The Wankband: Sustainable, Renewable Energy Through Masturbation

Energy crisis solved.

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Save the world by doing what you do best.

Adult video site Pornhub is all too aware of the electricity demands of the modern, Internet-connected world. That’s why they’ve created the Wankband, a wristband that generates electricity when you’re doing whatever it is you do that moves your wrist in a back-and-forth motion. Like playing the Wii! Or, you know, any other activity with a similar motion.

Here’s how it works:

If you’d like to show the planet that you love it as much as you love yourself, you can sign up to be a beta tester on a dedicated, SFW Wankband page. The power is in your hand—hands. The power is in your hands.

(via Huffington Post)

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