Tiger Woods’ Sexts – The Word Cloud (NSFW)

Yesterday, Tiger Woods ex-paramour Joslyn James released a transcript of her text messages from the lust-addled golfer. Being the egregious nerds that we are, we looked at this cesspit of lurid language and explicit sexytalk and saw only one thing…

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…beauteous, beauteous data!

Below, check out the tag cloud of the most common words in Tiger’s sexts, generated thanks to the magic of Wordle.

Notes on Methodology:

We, um, copied the texts from from Joslyn James’ site (good LORD is this site NSFW) into Wordle.

And then we, um, clicked “Go.”


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