Things We Saw Today: Elrond, Thranduil, and Kids as Penguins

I think the blue-eyed chick on the left is supposed to be Arwen, because Elrond’s other kids were twin sons? Because I know that’s the first thing you were wondering about this picture. (Siwillli on Tumblr)

• And you thought we had weird beliefs about sex. (The Frisky)
• Wes Anderson doesn’t think he’d make a very good Star Wars movie. (Digital Spy)

Tentacles. Confectionary treats. What more could a girl want in a skirt? (Fashionably Geek)

• Hot cocoa is the drink of warriors. Never forget. (Neatorama)
• Little Debbie’s new snack cake is called “Cloud Cakes,” and it looks awfully familiar. (Geekologie)

This is what happens when you mash the faces of every man to play Batman since Adam West together: you get some weird hybrid of Michael Keaton and Christian Bale.