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Things We Saw Today: This Guy’s Fruit Ninja Score Must Be Unreal

He must live in permanent Zen Mode.

Very little is known about this mysterious real-life Fruit Ninja since the video has no description, but one thing’s for sure — when life gives him lemons he slices through them with blinding speed. Plus: Brown coats for browncoats, The Old Ones’ favorite beverage, Sherlock news, and women are conquering Mars.

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Glen is a comedian, writer, husband, and father. He won his third-grade science fair and is a former preschool science teacher, which is a real job.