Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Hawking WWF “Rage Pagers” in 1999 Justifies the Entire Existence of Pagers
Our unintentional Flashback Friday entry.
— WWF Magazine Archive (@WWFMagArchive) June 23, 2015
Presented without further comment, because The Rock is perfect unto himself and does not need our petty explanations.
Instead, let’s let the man himself explain how we feel about this through interpretive dance:
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