The Mary Sue Unboxing: Our Latest Loot Crate!
Now we just need to find where they're hiding the body armor ...
Mary Suevians! We get a lot of fun stuff in the mail here in the Mary Sue offices, and we thought you might want to take a look with us as we unbox it!
This is July’s Loot Crate—a monthly merch subscription service, for those of you unfamiliar with it—with all the goodies it had inside:
- Q-Pop Batman Figure (Classic TV Series Loot Crate Exclusive Version)
- DC Bombshells Wonder Woman Print
- Legend of Zelda Sweatband
- Star Trek Air Freshener
- Batarang Bottle Opener and screwdriver
- The League of Regrettable Superheroes
And by the way, I meant to say the Q-Pop Batman reminds me of JL8—not Li’l Gotham—though all miniature versions of Batman are adorable. We were a little late showing you the contents of July’s box, but if you’re going to get all Brad Pitt about it,
you can pick up your own Loot Crate subscription instead of waiting to live vicariously through us, but for the rest of you, we’ll keep showing you what you’re missing every month. Thanks for watching!
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