The Beer-Opening T-Shirt

Do you want to protect your body from the elements and be able to open beer bottles, all without having to fumble with pesky pockets? ThinkGeek (who else?) has you covered: Their BeerBot bottle opening t-shirt (“For responsible meatbags aged 21+”) features a protruding hook-hand which you can use to pop open brewskis. Do be careful if you wear it on a crowded subway, lest you yank someone’s clothes off.

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ThinkGeek’s demo video below:

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