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Do you want to protect your body from the elements and be able to open beer bottles, all without having to fumble with pesky pockets? ThinkGeek (who else?) has you covered: Their BeerBot bottle opening t-shirt (“For responsible meatbags aged 21+”) features a protruding hook-hand which you can use to pop open brewskis. Do be careful if you wear it on a crowded subway, lest you yank someone’s clothes off.
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Published: Jul 15, 2010 09:39 am