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‘GOP will lose in November’: Donald Trump bulldozes reality as cost of basic food has jumped over 30%, yet he insists otherwise

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 30th
‘Can you arrest’: The White House is busy riffing on a porn site, while Thomas Massie reminds them about Epstein’s buddies

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 30th
‘A circus’: French Senator rips into Trump’s White House for its obsession with waging war

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 27th
Karoline Leavitt rips Iran with a terrifying threat, but Trump himself just contradicted everything

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 26th
Trump just resurrected a monument toppled by a mob and the defiant warning he issued is tearing the country apart

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 24th
As Iran war rages, White House ignores Ukraine’s game-changing drone proposal

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 14th
Gavin Newsom’s office slams Trump’s ‘sick and disgusting’ cash grab, and the backlash has left everyone stunned

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 14th
‘War Is Not A Movie’: Tropic Thunder Director Denounces The White House For Using His Art In War Propaganda

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 8th
The White House Used a Video of a Bunch of Movies to Celebrate America. Including a Clip From ‘Superman’

By Teresia Gray Mar 6th
The US Women’s Hockey Team Got to Go to Vegas. The Men’s Were Given McDonald’s By the Misogynist Orange Man

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 26th
The White House Isn’t a Fan of Bruce Springsteen. So Why Did They Try to Use His Music?

By Teresia Gray Feb 20th
White House Disgustingly Mocks Don Lemon After Arrest

By Teresia Gray Feb 3rd
Um Americans, the White House thinks you’re idiots, and definitely can’t read a graph

By Kopal Feb 3rd
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Kopal Jan 21st
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Kopal Jan 10th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Kopal Jan 4th
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Kopal Dec 31st
‘Impeached solely for this’: Donald Trump just turned the White House into a circus arena, and there isn’t much that people can do

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 22nd
Sabrina Carpenter defeated the White House

By Teresia Gray Dec 9th