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‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Kopal Dec 31st
‘Impeached solely for this’: Donald Trump just turned the White House into a circus arena, and there isn’t much that people can do

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 22nd
Sabrina Carpenter defeated the White House

By Teresia Gray Dec 9th
‘More of this, please’: Barack Obama takes sharp digs at Trump, calls him out for spending money on lavishness as thousands of Americans struggle

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 2nd
Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has lost money for ‘being a president’ when his net worth actually increased by $3 billion

By Kopal Nov 2nd
‘Beyond parody’: Tone-deaf Donald Trump flaunts his new White House ‘marble shitter’ after withholding SNAP benefits for 42 million people

By Kopal Nov 2nd
‘Someone read him the CliffsNotes’: Trump confuses democracy with dictatorship again, threatens Zohran Mamdani again

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Kopal Oct 22nd
‘A stone-cold liar’: Hakeem Jeffries destroys Karoline Leavitt after her kindergarten-level smear attempt

By Kopal Oct 18th
‘Why can’t U.S. Presidents be more literate?’: Donald Trump fails to pronounce a science term and blames it on scientists instead

By Kopal Oct 18th
As federal workers go unpaid, Donald Trump and his friends are pouring $250 million into a ballroom and monument

By Kopal Oct 17th
‘He’ll betray anything’: Trump defies his own 2019 law and blocks back pay for furloughed workers amidst shutdown

By Kopal Oct 8th
‘Your tax money’: America drowning in $37 trillion debt, yet Donald Trump is chasing his golden palace fantasy

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 29th
‘Apparently you despise her’: White House responds after French politician demands the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty

By Tom Disalvo Mar 17th
‘We make the facts’: White House denies media access to an AP reporter over ‘Gulf of America’ spat

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 14th
‘You’ve all been conned’: Elon Musk destroyed for allegedly having White House office space

By Rachel Ulatowski Jan 15th
Conservatives Are Bizarrely Triggered by Jill Biden’s White House Christmas Video

By Rachel Ulatowski Dec 14th
Biden Had the Only Appropriate Response When Asked About a Potential Trump Pardon

By Cammy Pedroja May 30th
‘WeddingGate’ Is the Stupidest White House Non-Scandal Imaginable

By Vivian Kane Nov 23rd
Fox News Is Now Criticizing the Bidens for Caring TOO Much About Christmas

By Vivian Kane Nov 22nd