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Thranduil’s The Hobbit Poster Is FINALLY Upon Us And He Is Not Here To Party

"See, son? Here's how it's done."

Tauriel Looks Less Pissed, More Airbrushed Than Her Previous Hobbit Poster Counterparts

Previously in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies posters we had angry Bilbo, vaguely annoyed Gandalf, FIRES OF RIGHTEOUS RAGE Galadriel, and Legolas being Legolas. Much like Leggles, Tauriel is less with the being menacing, more with the being vaguely ethereal and also Photoshopped because Elves. Check out Bard the Bowman and a broody Thorin behind the jump.

In the Latest Poster For The Hobbit, Legolas Is… Well, Legolas

Hold it right there, Mr. Greenleaf. I don't think you know how this whole Battle of the Five Armies poster thing works. You're supposed to look menacingly at the camera in agonizing close-up, and here you're just doing the same "look down the length of your arrow" you always do. You know you beat out your impossibly perfect elk-riding party dad for this spot, right? He's probably so disappointed in you.

Vote For The Next Hobbit Poster To Be Revealed While An Angry Galadriel Judges You

Somewhere Celeborn is clicking his tongue and muttering, "Oh, you have done it now."

Gandalf Is Vaguely Concerned With Your Life Choices In New Hobbit Poster

"Do you maybe want to rethink buying that advance ticket for The Judge this weekend? No?... Okay."

Bilbo Heard All the Smack You’ve Been Talking About the Hobbit Trilogy

"What did you just say about the expanded 48fps frame rate not really working all that well on if you're in close-up or the shot has a lot of movement in it? What did you say?!"

Pace Yourself: New Battle of the Five Armies Character Poster Reveals Thranduil

Earlier this week Warner Bros. revealed a beautiful panoramic tapestry for the upcoming final installment of the Hobbit trilogy, and now the first character poster of Lee Pace as the party-pooping Elven king Thranduil has been released. Hit the jump for a peek at Pace!

Hold Onto Your Bards, New Battle of the Five Armies Tapestry Is Really Freakin’ Huge

Warner Bros. released a new Battle of the Five Armies poster today that depicts several different scenes from the trilogy’s upcoming final chapter--check it out after the jump!

Funko Awakens Smaug as a Super-Sized Hobbit Pop!

OH AND DID I MENTION TAURIEL?!???

15 Geeky Movies To Look Forward To This Fall, Plus Paddington

There's a lot to anticipate in the world of geek films between now and January. Trashy trolls! Benedict Cumberbatch! Nightmare-fodder Paddington Bear! Excepting that last one, there's a lot of goodness in the stars for movie-lovers this Fall; here in order of release date are 15 of the offerings I'm most excited for.