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‘They literally stole from you’: Man accidentally leaves card at Taco Bell. Then one of the employees uses it

By Jan 10th
‘How is she arguing with you over YOUR money?’: Woman places order at Taco Bell. She doesn’t expect the worker to try and pull a fast one on her

By Dec 21st
‘Who in their right mind would ever send this out?’: Woman orders spicy soft taco from Taco Bell. Then she goes to take a bite

By Nov 24th
‘You didn’t even match the description’: Detroit customer orders Taco Bell through Uber Eats. Then the driver calls the police on her

By Nov 10th
‘Who on earth is gonna buy that?’: Texas Taco Bell worker prepares to clock out. Then they notice new Baja Blast product

By Oct 16th
Taco Bell new menu items send hot sauce lovers into a frenzy

By Oct 14th
‘I would’ve bought him one’: California woman asks Taco Bell worker if the new Agua Refresca are any good in drive-thru. His response is shocking

By Sep 13th
‘Guaranteed crash out’: Nevada Taco Bell worker shares the 1 menu item to order if you want to upset them

By Aug 24th
‘Maybe he’s into me’: San Francisco woman orders Taco Bell. Then her DoorDash driver ‘manipulates’ her into falling in love with him

By Aug 13th
‘You’re not getting served’: Wisconsin Taco Bell worker refuses to take customer’s order because she’s by herself. She doesn’t realize he’s a former manager

By Jul 16th
No One Believes This Fox Business Analyst Spent $28 on Taco Bell For His Lunch

By Oct 13th
Things We Saw Today: Dolly Parton Joins Doja Cat in Making Music for Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza

By May 9th
We Will Soon Be Able To Devour Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Again!

By Apr 18th
Doja Cat Teases Taco Bell Mexican Pizza Comeback With New Song & I Just Want Honesty

By Mar 11th
We’ve Been Shut in So Long We’re Being Nostalgic for … ’90s Taco Bell and Pizza Hut?

By Jun 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Someone Made the Horrific Taco Amalgam From That SNL Taco Town Skit

By Jul 18th
Things We Saw Today: Riz Ahmed Extolling the Virtues of Representation Is Everything We Need Right Now

By Mar 3rd
Things We Saw Today: Special Collar Tells You What Your Dog is Feeling

By May 14th
Taco Bell To Get Upscale Makeover, Horrible New Name

By Apr 25th
President of Taco Bell Says He Doesn’t Know What 4/20 Is, Wants Canada To Take Justin Bieber Back

By Mar 28th