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Clown Sightings Spook Staten Islanders, The World

They would have got away with this if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

Residents of Staten Island were understandably jarred by recent sightings of this mysterious and undeniably creepy clown, and an increase in appearances over the weekend caused obvious concern. Clown, you know you're in Staten Island, right? That place is scary!

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Staten Island Goes Twin Peaks As Men In Black Track Down Runaway Zebra and Pony

The Staten Island Advance is reporting that a pony and a zebra are at large on the island, just strolling around the borough like they own the place, and the paper has the grainy cell phone video to prove it. The horses have been at large since at least this morning, when a resident witnessed them running through a parking lot. Keep reading for the most adorable footage of a Staten Island parking lot you're likely to see ever.

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