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‘Trump has been very busy golfing’: Mike Johnson struggles to speak as he’s left unattended to cover up Sleepy Don’s mishaps

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 26th
‘Two months of paid vacation’: Jim McGovern just torched Republicans with ‘missing person posters’ after their eight-week disappearing act

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 13th
‘Scum of the earth’: Donald Trump is back at a golf course after leading his nation into a state of full-blown chaos

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 10th
‘They voted for this to happen to others’: People are not convinced after federal workers express dissatisfaction over Trump, despite voting for him twice

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 23rd
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Kopal Oct 17th
‘So…. Elon?’: Looks like Trump has a wealthy ‘donor’ friend who could help amidst the government shutdown, but there might be a catch

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 16th
‘Shut your mouth’: Hakeem Jeffries just had a heated standoff with MAGA Rep Mike Lawler

By Kopal Oct 9th
‘He’ll betray anything’: Trump defies his own 2019 law and blocks back pay for furloughed workers amidst shutdown

By Kopal Oct 8th
‘Doesn’t want that to be the news’: Thomas Massie exposes the real reason Republicans dodging the government shutdown

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 6th
‘This is Trump’s shutdown’: Donald Trump finally gets what he wants after throwing a tantrum and getting the government involved

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 1st
Government shutdown: What happens next while Trump is likely golfing again?

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 1st
Conservative Fascists in Congress Have a Ludicrous Plan To Stop Trump’s Impending Trials

By Kate Hudson Aug 29th
Posterous to Turn Off the Lights at End of April, Just Over One Year After Being Acquired by Twitter

By Rollin Bishop Feb 16th
Glitch Gives Up the Ghost, Posts Great Goodbye Before Going Away for Good

By Rollin Bishop Nov 15th
Instagram Competitor picplz Shutting Down July 3rd

By Rollin Bishop Jun 3rd
Facebook Lite Goes Dark

By Kwame Opam Apr 20th