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Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Kopal Jan 20th
Donald Trump goes full pro-Putin, blames Ukraine for ‘starting’ the war, and mocks it for seeking missiles

By Kopal Dec 16th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Kopal Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Kopal Nov 24th
Putin’s still strumming Trump ‘like a guitar in a thrift store’ as the two plot another so-called Ukraine peace meeting

By Kopal Oct 17th
Love truly is fleeting: Donald Trump’s now calling for NATO to shoot down Russian planes

By Kopal Sep 24th
‘Gambling with World War III’: Trump tears into Zelenskyy, berating his decision to fight against Russia’s invasion

By Michael Dawson Feb 28th
Colbert #SorryNotSorry in Response to Hypocritical “Homophobia” Accusations From Trump Supporters

By Teresa Jusino May 4th
John Oliver Breaks Down the Meaning and Dangers of Trump’s “Weird, Noticeably Soft Spot” For Russia

By Vivian Kane Feb 20th
Donald Trump on Putin’s Murder of Dissenting Journalists: “At Least He’s a Leader”

By Carolyn Cox Dec 18th
Darth Vader Is Running For President of Ukraine

By Carolyn Cox Mar 31st
Artist Who Painted Vladimir Putin In Women’s Underwear Has To Flee Russia

By Ian Chant Aug 29th
#@*& You! Russia Attempting to Block Foul Language From the Internet

By Maia Brown-Jackson Jul 30th
Edward Snowden Welcome To Hang Out In Russia If He Knocks Off All The Intelligence Leaking Business

By Ian Chant Jul 1st