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‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Kopal Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Kopal Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Kopal Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Kopal Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Kopal Dec 3rd
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy

By Kopal Dec 1st
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Kopal Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

By Kopal Dec 1st
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Kopal Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Kopal Nov 30th
Katie Miller mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene over feud with Trump, says she has ‘main character syndrome’

By Kopal Nov 30th
‘That’s it. I want a King’: Laura Loomer dreams of fascism because it’s the only way someone like her could even pretend to matter

By Kopal Nov 28th
Sen. Mark Kelly is under investigation by the U.S. Dept. of War for a so-called ‘seditious’ video

By Kopal Nov 26th
Zero murders in D.C., according to Donnie Delusion. Meanwhile, the real number is 62.

By Kopal Nov 26th
Trump almost called the Thanksgiving turkeys ‘Chuck and Nancy’, but then realized he ‘would never pardon those two people’

By Kopal Nov 26th
Donald Trump’s transportation secretary wants you to ditch the pajamas and slippers at the airport to solve air travel chaos

By Kopal Nov 26th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Kopal Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Kopal Nov 24th
Mike Johnson is out here defending Trump’s calls for death and violence, brushing it off as a ‘factual statement’

By Kopal Nov 24th
‘The president is very frank and honest’: Karoline Leavitt is working overtime to defend Trump’s ‘Piggy’ insult

By Kopal Nov 24th