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‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Kopal Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

By Kopal Dec 1st
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Kopal Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Kopal Nov 30th
Katie Miller mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene over feud with Trump, says she has ‘main character syndrome’

By Kopal Nov 30th
‘That’s it. I want a King’: Laura Loomer dreams of fascism because it’s the only way someone like her could even pretend to matter

By Kopal Nov 28th
Sen. Mark Kelly is under investigation by the U.S. Dept. of War for a so-called ‘seditious’ video

By Kopal Nov 26th
Zero murders in D.C., according to Donnie Delusion. Meanwhile, the real number is 62.

By Kopal Nov 26th
Trump almost called the Thanksgiving turkeys ‘Chuck and Nancy’, but then realized he ‘would never pardon those two people’

By Kopal Nov 26th
Donald Trump’s transportation secretary wants you to ditch the pajamas and slippers at the airport to solve air travel chaos

By Kopal Nov 26th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Kopal Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Kopal Nov 24th
Mike Johnson is out here defending Trump’s calls for death and violence, brushing it off as a ‘factual statement’

By Kopal Nov 24th
‘The president is very frank and honest’: Karoline Leavitt is working overtime to defend Trump’s ‘Piggy’ insult

By Kopal Nov 24th
Donald Trump’s spiraling again — 21 posts demanding Democrats be hanged for upholding the law

By Kopal Nov 24th
Donald Trump’s ‘peace plan’ for Ukraine is just a 28-point surrender note to Russia

By Kopal Nov 24th
‘Quiet, Piggy’: The President of the United States just insulted a female reporter

By Kopal Nov 20th
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Kopal Nov 20th
Wait, what year is it? Marjorie Taylor Greene just implied Donald Trump is a traitor after treating him like Jesus

By Kopal Nov 20th
Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

By Kopal Nov 20th