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Long Live Mustachioed Superman: Here’s Batman v Superman But With 100% More Mustache

Here's David Johns' take on Batman v Superman, which they're calling Batman v Superman (Moustache [sic] Edition).

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Why Doesn’t Gotham’s James Gordon Have a Mustache and Glasses?

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

We've spent many hours wondering why Gotham's James Gordon lacks his signature dad-stache. We've even indulged in a little photoshop. But Dorkly has finally provided a logical reason for the change.

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Picture of Ben McKenzie in Gotham Vastly Improved With Photoshopped Mustache

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

Pictures from Fox's Gotham production have begun to surface, of a young Catwoman, the Penguin, and Harvey Bullock, and they all look pretty fine. Yes, every thing's fine. Except James Gordon has neither a mustache nor glasses, and we can't get over it. In a genre where we far more often distinguish characters by brightly colored costumes rather than by, say, drawing distinct faces, small distinctive features for the characters who don't wear those costumes become pretty important. You can tell who Green Arrow is, for example, without the Van Dyke, but Commissioner Gordon without glasses and a brushstache is just some guy. It's not going to stop us from checking out the show, but just take a look at this photoshop MTV's Alex Zalben mocked up using, I assume, the mustache tool. 100% more Commissioner Gordon-y. Fine, Gotham, save the mustache for when you have him grow it as a symbol of character development after a season finale. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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New Sherlock Teaser Gives Us Just Enough to Get Pumped for Sherlock [Video]

You'll believe Martin Freeman can grow a mustache!

Here's your first look at season 3 of Sherlock. The trailer tells us almost nothing besides the fact that Martin Freeman looks a bit silly with a mustache. Still, just the fact that there is a third series of Sherlock is enough to get us excited.

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Superheroes With Mustaches. Yup.

And Now For Something Completely Different

Heroes don't have facial hair. That's a villain thing. But Superstaches by Wes Montgomery depicts superheroes from DC and Marvel hairier than normal. Though Tony Stark's illustration makes perfect sense if you ask me... (via Midtown Comics)

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Jonah Hill, On Sesame Street: On Mustaches

Jonah Hill recently appeared alongside Sesame Street's Elmo to explain the finer points of mustachedom. Unfortunately, there was no discussion about the concept of neckbeards. Perhaps they're saving that one for a future episode. Video below:

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